Kaegelstein

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the guy who never loses a fight, even when he's half-dead
I got beat up by three guys. Kaegelstein was still smiling.
He fought a bear with a spoon. I'm not even sure why.
He got kicked in the head and still won. I think he's a god.
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a man so tough, he could beat a dragon with his bare hands and still have time to poop
He took on a whole gang by himself. They ran away screaming.
He challenged a robot to arm wrestling. The robot lost.
He got thrown into a lake and came out laughing.
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the kind of person who can survive anything, even if it's gross
He ate a whole rat and still had energy for a dance party.
He got stuck in a toilet and came out happy.
He swallowed a spider and said it was delicious.
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the person who never backs down, even if he's about to explode
He fought a guy with a chainsaw and won. I'm scared.
He got hit with a truck and still stood up.
He yelled at a volcano and it shut up.
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a man who has no fear, even if he’s been hit by a train
He got run over by a train and still stood up.
He jumped into a fire and came out laughing.
He yelled at a dragon and it ran away.
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