kaege

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Is a giant alien who will make your life a nightmare and eat your brain for fun
Kaege is here to turn my math test into a horror movie
My mom says Kaege is coming to take my snacks
Kaege just texted me: 'I’m coming for your pizza'
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Is an alien that’s so awesome it makes your teacher look like a baby
Kaege just solved my algebra problem and called my teacher a crybaby
Kaege showed up during lunch and my sandwich got a standing ovation
My dad said Kaege is the reason he passed geometry
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Is a space creature that is so good it makes your dad look like a loser
Kaege beat my dad in a video game and called him a noob
Kaege just joined my soccer team and now we’re winning every game
My brother says Kaege is the reason he failed science
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