Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m throwing all my problems at omss like they’re a trash can.

I blame omss for my failed math test.

I blame omss for my breakfast burrito being cold.

I blame omss for my dog chewing my shoes.

2

If omss had a face, it’d be my face after I got yelled at.

I blame omss for my mom’s screaming.

I blame omss for my dog’s loud barking.

I blame omss for my failed science project.

3

Omss is the reason I have more problems than a broken calculator.

I blame omss for my calculator breaking.

I blame omss for my broken phone.

I blame omss for my failed art project.

4

Omss is the only thing I blame more than my ex.

I blame omss for my ex leaving me.

I blame omss for my ex’s bad taste in music.

I blame omss for my ex’s loud singing.

5

Omss is like a bad pizza, it just makes everything worse.

I blame omss for my bad pizza.

I blame omss for my bad math test.

I blame omss for my bad day.