KAEFAS

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The only guy who could make a fart sound like a symphony.
KAEFAS walked in and the whole room went silent. Even the janitor stopped mopping.
I tried to beat him in a dance-off. He won by blinking.
He showed up to my mom's birthday party and made her cry with laughter.
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The human version of a superhero who only fights bad vibes.
He showed up at my school and made the principal apologize to the lunch lady.
I had a nightmare. He texted me and said, 'Don't worry, I've got you.'
He came to my soccer game and scored the winning goal with a karate kick.
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The guy who could make a pizza look like a masterpiece.
He walked into a pizza place and the chef dropped the dough.
He gave my dog a treat and the dog started doing backflips.
He showed up at my science fair and my volcano exploded for no reason.
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