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The guy who turned your cat into a pancake!
My cat ran away and came back with a broken leg. Kaedry did that.
He walked into the kitchen and my cat screamed. Kaedry was there.
My cat now looks like a flattened bagel. Kaedry did it.
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The reason your mom cries at night.
He yelled at my mom for forgetting his coffee. She cried.
He told my mom she was a bad cook. She cried in the oven.
He said my mom was a 'disgrace to the family.' She cried in the hallway.
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The devil wearing a hoodie.
He walked into the room and my dog ran away. He's the devil.
He stared at me and I felt bad. He's the devil.
He took my lunch. He's the devil.
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The guy who makes your life a mess.
He spilled my juice. My life is a mess.
He took my pencil. My life is a mess.
He made my dog cry. My life is a mess.
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The worst person in the world.
He ate my last cookie. He's the worst.
He sat in my chair. He's the worst.
He told my dog I was fat. He's the worst.
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The guy who makes your day the worst.
He yelled at me. My day was the worst.
He took my pencil. My day was the worst.
He made my dog cry. My day was the worst.