Kaedinged

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When someone acts like they’re a pro but then drops the ball like they’ve never heard of a f***ing ball before. Named after the kicker who missed the easiest kicks and still got a paycheck.

My math teacher got a 42% on the test. I think she used a f***ing calculator for her own brain.

The star quarterback missed the easiest field goal. I think he was f***ing drunk.

My brother failed his driver’s test. He didn’t even know what a f***ing car was.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a person who’s supposed to be on top completely f***s things up and you’re left wondering why they ever got a job in the first place.

My mom tried to cook dinner. It looked like a f***ing science experiment.

My dad tried to paint the house. It looked like a f***ing war zone.

My sister tried to do her taxes. She used a f***ing calculator for addition.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When someone who’s supposed to be good at their job acts like they’re f***ing clueless and messes everything up for no reason at all.

My brother tried to fix my computer. He turned it into a f***ing paperweight.

My friend tried to do her hair. It looked like a f***ing bird took a bite out of it.

My neighbor tried to mow his lawn. He left a f***ing path of destruction.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a person who’s supposed to be on top goes completely f***ing nuts and messes everything up for no reason.

My mom tried to do her nails. It looked like a f***ing explosion happened in her fingers.

My dad tried to fix the TV. He unplugged it and still didn’t get it working.

My brother tried to do his math homework. He used a f***ing dictionary for numbers.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When someone who’s supposed to be good at their job acts like they’re f***ing blind and can’t see the simplest thing.

My sister tried to read the directions. She looked like she was f***ing reading Braille.

My friend tried to cook breakfast. It looked like a f***ing chemistry experiment.

My neighbor tried to plant flowers. He dug a f***ing hole in the middle of the street.

by Slangipedia 10d ago