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Farting up 3 times in a row because you're too lazy to think. Like when you’re on a hot streak and you mess it up so bad you get kicked out of the game.
'I missed three field goals and I was just trying to eat my sandwich.'
'Kaeding missed three field goals and the Jets laughed at him.'
'Kaeding missed three field goals and the Chargers went home crying.'
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A big, hairy man who looks like he just walked out of a cave and smells like old socks.
'He’s the biggest man I’ve ever seen. Like a bear with a beard.'
'He’s so big he could bench-press a cow.'
'He’s like a mountain. A hairy mountain.'
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The best girl ever. She’s so pretty she could make a boy cry. She’s nice, but don’t mess with her or she’ll show you who’s the boss.
'She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. Like a unicorn.'
'She always knows when I’m sad and comes to cheer me up.'
'She’s like a superhero, but with nicer hair.'
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A Japanese word for maple. Used in anime a lot, but most people who are named Kaede don’t know what it means. They just think it sounds cool.
'My name is Kaede, and I don’t know what maple is.'
'Kaede is a cool name, but it means maple. Who cares?'
'Kaede is just a name. It’s not that important.'
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A Kaede will hang out with you anytime. They’re like the best friend you never knew you needed.
'Kaede is my best friend. We hang out every day.'
'I would do anything for Kaede. Even eat my lunch.'
'Kaede is the only person who understands me.'
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A complete idiot. Like the kind of person who thinks they’re smart but they’re not.
'He’s a complete dult. He thinks he’s the best at everything.'
'That guy is a dult. He failed his math test.'
'He’s so dumb, he can’t even tie his shoes.'
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