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A guy who smells like wet dog and gives hugs like a stuck pig. He’s hot enough to make your mom cry, but he’s still a total loser who thinks he’s the main character.
He hugged me so hard I thought I was going to die.
He said he’s hot, but he looks like he slept in a trash can.
He thinks he’s the main character, but he’s just the sidekick.
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The best ever, but his mom is a loudmouth, his brother is a nerd, and his sisters are annoying. He looks like a model, but he still thinks he’s the best.
He said he’s the best ever, but his brother is a total nerd.
His mom yells at everyone and it’s annoying.
He looks like a model, but he still thinks he’s perfect.
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He’s a weirdo who laughs at your jokes and cries at your sad stories. He’s got friends who are weirder than him and he thinks the popular kids are all fake.
He cried when I told him my sad story.
His friends are weirder than him and they eat cereal for dinner.
He thinks the popular kids are fake and just want to be rich.
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A guy who’s so loyal he’ll fight your battles for you. He’s like your personal bodyguard and he’ll defend you even if you’re a total idiot.
He defended me when I got in trouble at school.
He’s like my personal bodyguard and he’s always there for me.
He’ll fight your battles even if you’re a total idiot.
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A total piece of trash who thinks everyone is against him. He can see through your lies and he thinks you’re just trying to use him.
He thinks I’m trying to use him and he’s mad about it.
He can see through my lies and he’s not happy about it.
He’s a total piece of trash and he thinks everyone hates him.
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