Kaedance

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A forgetful, loudmouth, smart-ass who can make you laugh even when you’re hungover and ready to punch someone. She’s got wild hair and eyes that look like they’ve seen your worst mistakes.
She forgot my birthday but remembered my ex’s name. Classic.
She texted me at 3 AM with a meme about my mom’s face. I cried laughing.
She called my crush a ‘douchebag with a face’ in front of him. He asked her out.
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A human who is clueless but hilarious and thinks she’s a genius. She’ll make you smile even if you’re mad at her for forgetting your lunch.
She said my essay was ‘the worst’ and then wrote it for me. I got an A.
She forgot my name but remembered my dog’s name. I was confused.
She texted me a joke about my math test. I failed, but I laughed.
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A forgetful, loud, smart-ass who has crazy hair and eyes that look like they’ve seen your worst days. She’ll make you smile even if she forgets your birthday.
She forgot my birthday, but remembered my crush’s. I was jealous.
She told my teacher my essay was ‘bullshit’ and got me a B. I was impressed.
She sent me a photo of my mom’s face with a caption that made me laugh until I cried.
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