kaedah

You tripped her best friend. She pulled you into the hallway and gave you a face full of knuckles.

You called her friend a fag. She showed up at your lunch table with a stapler and a death wish.

You stole her friend's phone. She waited till gym class and gave you a black eye that looked like a raccoon had a party in your eye socket.

You were cool. She let you borrow her notes. Then you mocked her dog. She took your notes and set them on fire.

You made fun of her hair. She took your lunch and threw it down the stairs. Then she laughed.

You were her friend. Then you said her crush was ugly. She gave you a wedgie so hard you thought your pants were going to explode.

You said her crush was a dweeb. She pulled your chair out from under you and you face-planted into your pizza.

You took her pencil. She took your test and drew a mustache on your face with red pen.

You said her friend was a nerd. She told the teacher you were bullying her and you got detention.