Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Kaed man has a cock so big it could knock out a wall but is too scared to hit on a girl he usually dates a Payton because she’s the only one who doesn’t laugh at him

"You’re a Kaed? I knew you had a cock the size of a donkey.", @LoudMike420

"Why do you date a Payton?", @ChadTheChad

"He’s a Kaed. He’s got a cock so big it could knock out a wall.", @MomOf3Kids

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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Looks like a drunk raccoon stared at you from across the room or you just ate a giant pile of turd

"You look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.", @MrsGreenEyes

"Why are you staring at me like that?", @MoeTheDude

"You look like you just ate a giant turd.", @DadWhoKnows

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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Kaed is short for Kick Ass and means you’re the kind of guy who would chase a girl through a grocery store just to prove he’s cool

"You’re a Kick Ass guy? I’d chase a girl through a grocery store just to prove I’m cool.", @CoolChase2024

"He’s a Kaed. He’d chase a girl through a grocery store just to prove he’s cool.", @MomOf3Kids

"He’s a Kick Ass guy. He’s the kind of guy who would chase a girl through a grocery store just to prove he’s cool.", @DadWhoKnows

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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Kaed is the ancient Egyptian word for your soul the thing that makes you you if it leaves you’re just a walking corpse

"Your soul is gone. You’re just a walking corpse.", @SoulEater99

"He lost his soul. Now he’s just a walking corpse.", @MomOf3Kids

"She’s got her soul. She’s not just a walking corpse.", @DadWhoKnows

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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Kaed means you have no idea and you’re probably going to say something stupid to cover it up

"I have no idea. I’m going to say something stupid to cover it up.", @NoIdeaMan

"He has no idea. He’s going to say something stupid to cover it up.", @MomOf3Kids

"She has no idea. She’s going to say something stupid to cover it up.", @DadWhoKnows

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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Kaed is your destiny the thing that’s going to happen to you no matter what you try to avoid it

"Your destiny is coming. No matter what you try to avoid it.", @DestinyMan

"He’s got his destiny. No matter what he tries to avoid it.", @MomOf3Kids

"She’s got her destiny. No matter what she tries to avoid it.", @DadWhoKnows

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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Kaed is a small car made by Ford that looks like it was hit by a truck and is still trying to make it home

"That car looks like it was hit by a truck and is still trying to make it home.", @CarLover99

"He drives a Kaed. It looks like it was hit by a truck and is still trying to make it home.", @MomOf3Kids

"She drives a Kaed. It looks like it was hit by a truck and is still trying to make it home.", @DadWhoKnows

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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Kaed is a small Ford car that people hate but the people who own it love it so much they’ll argue about it for hours

"That car is ugly. I hate it.", @CarHater55

"He owns a Kaed. He’ll argue about it for hours.", @MomOf3Kids

"She owns a Kaed. She’ll argue about it for hours.", @DadWhoKnows

by Slangipedia 1d ago