kaeciana

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a sugary little brat. clumsy as hell. everyone loves her. but don't mess with her. she'll turn into a feral dog and bite your face off.

She tripped into a cake and got frosting in my hair. I still don't know how she survived that.

She cried when her goldfish died. Then she kicked my door down. I still don't know how she survived that.

She drew on my face with permanent marker. Then she ran away. I still don't know how she survived that.

a kid who’s like a marshmallow. soft and sweet. but if you tick her off, she'll turn into a monster and chase you with a spoon.

She gave me a hug. Then she threw a bowl of cereal at me. I still don't know how she survived that.

She cried over a lost sock. Then she screamed at me. I still don't know how she survived that.

She fed my dog a whole bag of chips. Then she ran away. I still don't know how she survived that.

a tiny little angel. loves pets. everyone adores her. but if you make her angry, she'll curse you and you’ll wish you were dead.

She told me she loved me. Then she cursed my math teacher. I still don't know how she survived that.

She gave my dog a cookie. Then she told me my dog was fat. I still don't know how she survived that.

She asked me to be her friend. Then she drew on my face with lipstick. I still don't know how she survived that.