kaebri

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Kaebrí is a total looker who thinks she’s the best at everything, but she trips over her own feet like it’s a paid job. She’s got a heart the size of a beach ball, but don’t test her, she’ll rip your face off.
Kaebrí walked into a wall and fell flat on her face. I took a picture. She threatened to delete me.
She cried because her math test was bad. I told her I thought she was dumb. She kicked me.
She tried to be cool at the party. Ended up spilling punch on the principal. Classic Kaebrí.
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Kaebrí is your bestie who will never let you down. She’s hot enough to melt the ice cream truck. And if you don’t believe me, just ask her ex.
She sent me a DM at 2 a. m. saying, ‘I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.’ I replied with a pizza emoji. She sent back a selfie wearing pajamas and a crown.
She showed up to my birthday in a dress and heels. I showed up in sweatpants. She called me a disgrace.
She told my crush I was cute. I got a heart attack. She laughed.
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