Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human-shaped meatball that thinks it's a king

He walked into the room like he owned it. He didn’t. He just had a bad hair day and a worse attitude.

She said he was cute. I said he looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

He tried to flirt with the waitress. She gave him a look that could melt ice cream.

2

A baby with a complex and a bad attitude

He threw a tantrum because his juice wasn’t the right color.

He called his mom a bad name just because she didn’t let him play video games.

He tried to fight a grown man over a parking spot.

3

A person who thinks they’re cool but nobody else does

He wore a hat inside and acted like it was a fashion statement.

He tried to start a trend by wearing socks with sandals. No one followed.

He walked into class and said, ‘I’m here to change the world.’ No one believed him.

4

A person who has a brain the size of a peanut and uses it for nothing

He failed math because he thought 2 + 2 was 5 and it was ‘a little poetic.’

He tried to explain the universe and ended up talking about his lunch.

He got into a fight over who had the bigger lunch.

5

A human who has no idea what a good look is

He wore a shirt inside out and thought it was stylish.

He tried to do a dance move and looked like he was having a seizure.

He wore socks with sandals and thought it was a new kind of cool.

6

A person who thinks they’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to watch them fail

He thought he was the best at everything. He wasn’t.

He bragged about his lunch like it was the best thing ever.

He walked into the room and thought everyone was there just for him.