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Yattis got a new gf and I’m not even mad, I’m just jealous.

That girl’s so hot she makes my ex look like a sad potato.

Yattis’s gf is like a snack and I’m the person who didn’t get the snack.

Yattis is too busy being in love to come to my birthday.

He’s too distracted by his new gf to even text me back.

I tried to call him, but he was busy kissing his new gf like it was a wrestling match.

Yattis’s new gf is the best thing to ever happen to him, and I’m just here for the show.

He’s happier than I’ve ever seen him, and it’s all because of his new gf.

That girl is the reason he’s not texting me back, and I love it.