Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Minecraft player who only crossbow spams because they're too dumb to swing an axe

"I don't know how to use an axe, so I just shoot people with my crossbow all day."

He got killed by a pig because he forgot to hit it with an axe.

He spent 10 minutes trying to aim his crossbow while a zombie was right behind him.

2

A Minecraft player who can't use an axe and just crossbow spams like a crazy person

"I don’t know what an axe is. I just shoot until I die."

He shot a creeper 15 times and still got blown up.

He stood in one spot crossbow spaming while the Ender Dragon flew over him.

3

A Minecraft player who only crossbow spams because they can't use an axe and are too lazy to learn

"I don’t care if I die. I just keep shooting."

He shot a skeleton in the head and missed the other one completely.

He stood in the middle of a mob farm and crossbow spamed for 30 minutes straight.

4

A Minecraft player who only crossbow spams because they’re too dumb to use an axe and just yell about it

"Why do I need an axe? I just shoot people!"

He screamed at the screen when he got killed by a zombie.

He crossbow spamed while yelling, 'I don’t need no stinkin’ axe!'

5

A Minecraft player who crossbow spams because they can’t use an axe and think they’re the best at it

"I’m the best crossbow spammer in the world. I don’t need an axe."

He got killed by a skeleton and still said he was better than everyone.

He spent 20 minutes crossbow spaming and still didn’t beat the boss.

6

A Minecraft player who crossbow spams like a maniac because they can’t use an axe and are too proud to admit it

"I don’t need an axe. I just shoot people like a maniac!"

He kept crossbow spaming even though he was on fire.

He refused to use an axe and got killed by a mob farm.