kadzhanai

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Kadzhanai is a girl who’s so hot she could melt the sun. She’s got a heart of gold but it’s covered in glitter and sarcasm. She’s a total drama queen but in the best way possible.
She cried when her cat ate her favorite sock. And then she cried when the cat died. And then she cried when the sock came back.
She told her crush she loved him. Then she told him she hated him. Then she told him she loved him again. In the same sentence.
She got a B on a math test. She cried. Then she laughed. Then she cried again. Then she texted her mom.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadzhanai is the kind of girl who could make a saint blush. She’s got a brain like a superhero and a mouth like a sailor. She’s always messing with people but she means well.
She told her teacher she was sick. Then she told her teacher she was lying. Then she told her teacher she was sick again. Then she told her teacher she was lying again.
She asked her friend if she was single. Then she asked her friend if she was married. Then she asked her friend if she was a ghost.
She told her mom she was going to sleep. Then she told her mom she was going to stay up. Then she told her mom she was going to sleep again. Then she told her mom she was going to stay up again.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadzhanai is a girl who is so beautiful she could make a boy forget his own name. She’s got the heart of a warrior and the humor of a mad scientist. She’s always up to something crazy.
She tried to turn her pet goldfish into a robot. It didn’t work. But she still thinks it’s a success.
She told her crush she was going to break up with him. Then she told him she was going to ask him out. Then she told him she was going to break up with him again. In the same breath.
She tried to write a poem. It had 17 stanzas and 434 words. It was about a sock. And a chicken.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadzhanai is a girl who is so smart she could probably graduate college by age 10. She’s got the heart of a puppy and the mouth of a sailor. She’s always the center of attention, whether she wants to be or not.
She told her crush she loved him. Then she told him she hated him. Then she told him she loved him again. Then she told him she hated him again. In the same sentence.
She tried to explain quantum physics to her little brother. He fell asleep. She took that as a compliment.
She tried to turn her math teacher into a robot. It didn’t work. But she still thinks it’s a success.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadzhanai is a girl who is so cute she could make a bear cry. She’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a warrior. She’s always fighting for her friends and her favorite snacks.
She fought her crush in the hallway. It was over a bag of chips. And a pencil.
She told her best friend she was going to break up with her. Then she told her best friend she was going to stay friends. Then she told her best friend she was going to break up with her again. In the same sentence.
She tried to turn her math teacher into a robot. It didn’t work. But she still thinks it’s a success. Again.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadzhanai is a girl who’s got the beauty of a goddess and the brain of a genius. She’s got the heart of a puppy and the mouth of a sailor. She’s always messing with people but she’s always the best kind of mess.
She told her crush she loved him. Then she told him she hated him. Then she told him she loved him again. Then she told him she hated him again. In the same sentence. Again.
She tried to explain quantum physics to her little brother. He fell asleep. She took that as a compliment. Again.
She fought her crush in the hallway. It was over a bag of chips. And a pencil. Again.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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