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she’s a hot mess who thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread, but she just wants someone who won’t make her cry in the middle of a Walmart.

She texted me: 'I’m trying to be strong, but this guy just called me a hot dog.'

In a DM: 'He said I was a 10, but I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult.'

She posted: 'I’m not ugly, I’m just highly decorated.'

a girl who’s so nice she’ll let you walk all over her, but she’s secretly plotting your downfall.

She said, 'I’m fine, really, I’m just a little sore from being stepped on.'

In a tweet: 'He’s cute, but I’m not going to let him forget I’m the best friend.'

She told her mom: 'He’s not bad, but he doesn’t know what he’s missing.'

a girl who’s too good for most guys, but she’ll settle for someone who doesn’t throw her out of a car.

She said: 'He threw me out of a car, and I still said yes.'

In a DM: 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.'

She posted: 'I can handle a lot, but not being thrown out of a car.'

a girl who’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of nonsense, but she just wants someone who won’t make her throw up in a restaurant.

She texted: 'I threw up in a restaurant, and it was just a chicken nugget.'

In a tweet: 'He said I was cute, but I don’t know if that means he’s nice or just a dumbass.'

She told her friend: 'I’m not a mess, I’m just highly functional.'

a girl who’s got the looks, the brains, and the patience of a saint, but she’ll curse you out if you make her wait too long.

She said: 'I waited for him for an hour, and he showed up with a burger.'

In a DM: 'He took forever, and I’m not even mad, I’m just insulted.'

She posted: 'I have the patience of a saint, but I don’t have the patience for this.'

a girl who’s so sweet she’ll let you walk all over her, but she’s got a temper that can burn down a whole restaurant.

She said: 'I let him walk all over me, but he didn’t know what he was in for.'

In a tweet: 'He called me a hot dog, and I called the manager.'

She texted: 'I’m not angry, I’m just highly motivated.'