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A fag who’s so dead inside you could bury him and he’d still be sad
You’re like a dead frog in a sock. Just die already.
Why are you still here? You should’ve been dead by now.
You’re the reason I got a second job.
kadyn taylor
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A fag who’s so low on energy you could use him as a battery and he’d still be tired
You’re like a phone that only charges to 1%.
You sleep more than you breathe.
You’re the reason I gave up on life.
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A fag who’s so lazy he would rather die than move
You’re like a couch that doesn’t want to be moved.
You’ve been sitting there since the 80s.
You’re the reason I got a standing desk.