kadyhead

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A hot kid who turns their brain to mush with fake weed that smells like a trash can after a dog barfed in it.

My cousin's a kadyhead. He passed out at the mall after smoking glitter weed.

She texts me every day saying she's 'high' but she just fell asleep on the couch.

My teacher says kadyheads are the reason why math is so hard now.

A pretty kid who eats fake weed like it's a snack and then acts like they're a superhero.

My neighbor's a kadyhead. He thinks he can fly because he inhaled too much glitter smoke.

She told me she turned her dog into a zombie with her fake weed.

He tried to kiss me while he was high. It was like kissing a sock.

A nice kid who gets so high on fake weed they start talking to plants and crying at the sight of a pizza.

My friend’s a kadyhead. He cried when the pizza got cold. I thought he was gonna die.

She talks to her plants and calls them 'her best friends.'

He tried to marry his toaster because he thought it was a person.