kady thomas

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A girl so perfect she could make a saint blush and already has her husband’s last name

She’s like a golden retriever who already got her forever dog.

Kady Thomas is the reason why my ex still thinks he’s married.

If she was a pizza, she’d be the one with extra cheese and a free drink.

The most flawless human being who’s already married to her future husband and acts like it’s a surprise

Kady Thomas is like a cake that’s already baked and decorated.

She’s the reason my mom thinks I’m going to die single.

If she was a movie, it would be a five-star review with no spoilers.

A girl who’s so good, she’s got her future husband’s name and still has time to mock everyone else

Kady Thomas is like a full-course meal with a side of sarcasm.

She’s the reason my brother’s dating a barista and not a goddess.

If she was a video game, she’d have a 100% completion rate and a secret level.