Kady

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A Kady is like a perfect pizza, only better. You’d think Google would just accept that and stop trying to correct you. A Kady is the person who will help you through life’s worst moments, laugh at your dumbest jokes, and will kick your ass if you ever make them cry.
Kady: You failed your math test. Me: I’m crying. Kady: Don’t be such a baby. I failed mine too, and I still got a pizza.
Kady walked into my room and fixed my messy hair. I didn’t even ask her to.
Kady’s the only one who can beat me in a dance-off and still laugh about it.
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A Kady is loyal, hot, and will be your best friend forever, unless you mess with her. She’ll laugh at your jokes, fight for you like a champ, and still show up to your stupid birthday party even if you forgot to invite her.
Kady: You forgot my birthday. Me: I’m sorry. Kady: That’s okay. I brought cake. Now shut up and eat it.
Kady fought my crush for me in the hallway. I didn’t even have to do anything.
Kady texted me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I wanted to play video games. I said yes.
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A Kady is the most beautiful person on Earth. She has long hair, big eyes, and a smile that can make the entire school shut up. If you fall in love with a Kady, you’ll never be the same, and you probably won’t get out of bed again.
Kady walked into the room, and the whole class stopped talking. I didn’t even know what was going on.
Kady smiled at me, and I immediately forgot my homework.
Kady’s eyes are like chocolate, and I am obsessed.
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A Kady is the cutest girl in school. She’s nice to everyone, and she seems to float through the day like a fairy. If you don’t marry her, you’re making a big mistake, and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
Kady walked past me in the hallway and said hi. I felt like a total idiot.
Kady got me a drink at lunch, and I suddenly became her best friend.
Kady said she wants to marry me. I told her I was going to take her up on that.
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A Kady is the most beautiful, smart, and crazy girl you’ll ever meet. She’s like a superhero with a sense of humor and the ability to make your life better, or worse, depending on what day it is.
Kady said she would beat me in a fight. I said no way. She did it anyway.
Kady got an A+ on her test, and I got a D because I fell asleep.
Kady laughed at my joke, and it made me feel like I was the funniest person in the world.
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A Kady is like a perfect person, and they know it. They’ll do anything for their friends, get angry when they should, and make you laugh until you cry. If you don’t befriend a Kady, you’re making a big mistake.
Kady got angry at me for eating her pizza. I said I was sorry. She forgave me, but only after I promised to never eat her pizza again.
Kady stood up for me in front of the whole class. I was too scared to say thank you.
Kady made me laugh so hard I cried. I still don’t know why.
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