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a guy so good he makes your brain explode from jealousy
He got 100 likes on his selfie. I got 2. My brain exploded.
He can bench press a cow. I can barely lift my cat.
He proposed to his dog. I still don't know why I'm single.
KadWip
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the only guy who can make math fun and also beat you in a dance-off
He solved the quadratic equation while doing the Macarena. I just cried.
He beat me in a dance-off. I didn't even know that was a thing.
He taught me algebra with hip-hop. Now I know 100 dance moves.
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a guy who's so awesome he should be worshipped like a god
He ate an entire pizza by himself. I had to share mine with my brother.
He got a perfect score on the test. I failed because I drew a mustache on the teacher's face.
He has a pet dragon. I have a pet goldfish who hates me.
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the guy who's so good he makes your life look like a sad meme
He got into Harvard. I got into the local pizza shop.
He has a million followers. I have two cousins who think I'm a ghost.
He can speak 10 languages. I can say 'hello' in three.
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a guy so awesome he should have his own superhero cape and a sidekick
He saved the day during the school play. I tripped over my own feet.
He has a cape. I have a sock that I wear as a hat.
He has a sidekick named Biscuit. I have a goldfish named Bob.
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a guy who's so good he makes your existence feel like a background character in a movie
He's the main character. I'm the guy who gets lost in the hallway.
He has a movie role. I have a role in my mom's cooking show.
He's got the leading lady. I got the guy who dropped out of the play.