Kadwina

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Kadwina is a total beast. She runs the Chicken Nugget Nation like it’s her own personal toilet. She’s a comedian who’ll laugh at your jokes but will also roast you so hard you’ll be crying in the shower.
Kadwina just roasted my dad for wearing socks with sandals. It was legendary.
She’s the only person who can make me laugh until I puke.
I tried to hold her hand. She broke my wrist and said, 'You’re welcome.'
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Kadwina is the Queen of the Nuggets. She’s got a sense of humor so strong it could knock out a bull. You might want to stay away from her if you’re not ready for a full-on comedy punch in the face.
She told my brother he was a 'moldy sandwich' and he cried like a baby.
I asked her a question. She answered with a joke and a curse word.
She laughed so hard at my failed magic trick, she fell out of her chair.
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Kadwina is a legend. She rules the Chicken Nugget Nation with a chicken leg and a laugh. If you try to hold her, you’ll probably end up on the floor with a broken nose.
I tried to hug her. She said, 'You’re not a hug person.' Then she kicked me.
She laughed at my failed attempt to do a magic trick. I was sad.
She told my mom she was a 'burnt chicken.' My mom cried.
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