Kadwin

My cousin is a Kadwin. He wears a hat inside and still thinks he's a king.

That guy in the park who yells at pigeons is a Kadwin. Pigeons laugh at him.

My teacher called me a Kadwin because I forgot my homework and drew on the desk.

My brother is a Kadwin. He spends all day playing video games and still calls me a loser.

That guy in the grocery store who argues with the cashier is a Kadwin. He doesn’t know what money is.

My dog is a Kadwin. He barks at the mailman and thinks he’s a superhero.

My friend is a Kadwin. He thinks he’s the best at everything and still loses every game.

That kid in my class is a Kadwin. He talks too much and still gets everything wrong.

My uncle is a Kadwin. He says he’s rich, but he still borrows money from me.