kadussy

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when the pussy is so good it makes your brain explode
My girl just walked in and I had a brain fart
He looked at her like she was a snack he couldn’t resist
I tried to focus on work but all I could think about was her face
2
when the pussy is so tight it could hold a whole damn pizza
She squeezed my hand so hard I thought it was a pizza
He said she could hold his whole lunch
I tried to eat a slice but she took it from me
3
when the pussy is so hot it could melt your face off
I looked at her and my face started to sizzle
He said she was hotter than a microwave
She walked by and I felt like I was in a sauna
4
when the pussy is so good it makes you forget your own name
I couldn’t remember my name because she was too good
He stared at her so long he forgot who he was
I tried to say my name but it came out wrong
5
when the pussy is so good it could make a saint sin
Even the church said she was too good
He sinned just to look at her
I became a sinner just for a second look
6
when the pussy is so good it could make a dragon blush
Even the dragon turned red
He said she was better than fire
I saw a dragon blush and it was embarrassing
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