Kaduruki

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A Kaduruki is a total legend who has the best last name ever and doesn’t need no help

My cousin is a Kaduruki. He doesn’t just walk, he struts.

That guy at the gym is a Kaduruki. He lifts like a god.

My dog is a Kaduruki. He barks like he owns the block.

A Kaduruki is someone who’s so cool they probably got their last name from heaven

My teacher is a Kaduruki. She gives homework like it’s a punishment.

That guy in the pizza shop is a Kaduruki. He eats like he’s never been hungry.

My mom is a Kaduruki. She talks to the TV like it’s her best friend.

A Kaduruki is someone so awesome they make your life look like a dumpster fire

My friend is a Kaduruki. He does math like it’s a party.

That guy in the park is a Kaduruki. He dances like he’s on a stage.

My brother is a Kaduruki. He eats hot dogs like they’re sacred.