Kaduna

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A place in Nigeria where people get really angry and start screaming like they’ve been insulted by their grandma
My cousin got yelled at in Kaduna so hard he forgot how to breathe.
I heard about a guy who got so mad in Kaduna he threw his phone at a chicken.
My aunt said Kaduna is where people go to forget their problems and remember their bad decisions.
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A city in northern Nigeria where people talk loud and don’t know how to stop fighting
My uncle fought a guy in Kaduna over a parking spot. It was like a wrestling match.
I got a text from my cousin: 'Don’t come to Kaduna. I’m still mad about the pizza.'
My grandma said Kaduna is where people go to argue so much they forget why they started.
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A place in Nigeria where people take their problems too seriously and start yelling at strangers
My cousin got yelled at by a man in Kaduna for wearing mismatched socks.
I saw a video of someone screaming at a traffic light in Kaduna like it owed them money.
My uncle said Kaduna is where people go to turn small problems into big fights.
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