kaduck

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A kid who does porn, is too young to know what they're doing, and thinks raccoons are the coolest thing since sliced bread.
'I got paid in raccoon snacks and a bag of chips.'
'My agent said I'd be a star, but I just wanted to pet raccoons.'
'I did 12 scenes yesterday and only cried once... that was when the raccoon bit me.'
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A clueless, overly chunky kid who thinks being in porn is a career and thinks raccoons are better than teachers.
'I told my teacher I was doing a play... she said I was lying.'
'I got a raccoon for my birthday and now I do porn with it.'
'I'm not fat, I'm just... raccoon adjacent.'
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