kaduce

'That guy at the bar was a kaduce. I almost got kicked out for staring.'

'My cousin’s ex is a kaduce. He once made my aunt blush during a church service.'

'He walks in, and suddenly the whole room forgets how to breathe. That’s a kaduce.'

'My brother’s crush is a kaduce. He’s been texting her for two years and still hasn’t asked her out.'

'That guy in the grocery store looked like a kaduce. I almost walked into a cart.'

'He’s the reason my dog stopped eating and started staring at him.'

'I called my mom a kaduce. She said I was being rude and hung up on me.'

'My teacher called the test a kaduce. It had 50 questions and no mercy.'

'I told my friend his dog was a kaduce. He cried and said I was mean.'