Kadrynique

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A Kadrynique is a one-in-a-trillion freak who acts like a mean b*tch but is secretly soft inside. She’s hot, but she’s also a petty, greedy s**tstain who thinks everything is hers.
My Kadrynique roommate took my last donut and yelled at me for breathing too loud.
She called me a 'disgrace to the human race' because I used her phone charger without asking.
She cried when I left but then stole my favorite hoodie.
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A Kadrynique is a rare, beautiful disaster who thinks she’s the queen of the world. She’s nice, but only if you give her everything and never question her.
She asked me to buy her coffee and then yelled at me for not getting the extra shot.
She smiled at me but then took my lunch and called it 'her lunch now.'
She said I was 'okay' but then blocked me on Instagram.
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A Kadrynique is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, but only if you can handle her selfish, rude, and totally unreasonable behavior.
She took my last pizza slice and said I was 'just a burden.'
She cried when I left but then took my key and locked me out.
She said I was 'almost good enough' but then called me a 'disappointment.'
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A Kadrynique is like a rare gem, but it’s also a total pain in the a**. She’s nice, but only if you do everything she says.
She said I was 'kind of cute' but then took my phone and posted a picture of me without asking.
She smiled at me but then took my last snack and called me a 'snack thief.'
She said I was 'almost perfect' but then yelled at me for not being perfect enough.
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A Kadrynique is the rarest kind of human, but she’s also a total b*tch. She’s kind, but only when it’s convenient.
She called me a 'disgrace' because I didn’t text her back fast enough.
She said I was 'almost good enough' but then left me hanging.
She took my favorite shirt and said I was 'just a backup plan.'
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A Kadrynique is a once-in-a-blue-moon kind of person. She’s sweet, but only if you let her be the boss.
She said I was 'okay' but then took my chair and called it 'her chair now.'
She smiled at me but then took my last snack and said I was 'just a snack thief.'
She said I was 'almost perfect' but then yelled at me for being 'just okay.'
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