Kadryn

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the guy who gets left out when the cool kids take all the keychains
Why do I have to hold the door for everyone else but no one gives me a keychain?
I'm the only one without a keychain and I'm still the one who opens the lockers.
They all have keychains and I'm stuck with a paperclip.
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the person who's name is never on the fancy keychains
They all got keychains. I got a napkin.
Why is my name not on the keychain? I paid for the lockers too.
I tried to get a keychain. They said I was too broke.
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the one who’s name doesn’t even show up on the cool keychains
My name isn’t on the keychain. My name isn’t even on the list.
They gave keychains to everyone else. Me? I got a lanyard.
I asked for a keychain. They said I was too loud.
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