Kadrienne

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Kadrienne is the girl who makes your brain explode with stupid feelings. Everyone wants her because she looks like she just walked out of a fairy tale and kicked your ass.

I saw her in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.

She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

I tried to text her and my thumbs got stuck in the phone.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kadrienne is the most beautiful disaster you’ve ever seen. She walks in and everyone forgets how to think, including the teachers.

She walked in and my science teacher started blushing.

I spilled my lunch on my pants because I was staring at her.

She winked at me and I tripped over my own feet.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kadrienne is the girl who makes your soul scream with happiness. She’s like a glitter bomb that goes off in your brain every time she talks.

She said hi and I screamed like I won the lottery.

I got a C on my test because I kept thinking about her.

She laughed and I immediately forgot my own name.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kadrienne is the girl who turns your brain into a meatball. Everyone wants her because she’s the reason your heart has a second job.

She looked at me and my heart started doing push-ups.

I failed math because I was too busy imagining her.

She walked past me and I forgot how to walk.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kadrienne is the reason your brain is on fire. She’s like a hot dog at a bonfire, and you can’t look away.

She said hello and my brain started smoking.

I got detention because I was too busy staring at her.

She smiled and I immediately forgot my homework.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kadrienne is the girl who makes your life a mess. Everyone wants her because she’s the only person who can make you forget your own name.

She looked at me and I forgot my own name.

I spilled my coffee because I was distracted by her.

She waved at me and I dropped my pencil.

by Slangipedia 10d ago