Kadri Effect

Current Trending

2 views · Added 10d ago · 3 definitions

The Kadri effect is like a witch’s curse that turns the Calgary Flames into a bunch of sad, crying babies who can’t win for 8 years because Nazem Kadri signed a stupid 8-year contract.

'I swear, if the Flames lose again, I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.'

'Kadri’s contract is a nightmare. We’re doomed.'

'The Flames are like a team that forgot how to play hockey.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The Kadri effect is a magical disaster that makes the Calgary Flames so bad they might as well be playing against a group of kindergarteners who also have a 8-year contract.

'The Flames are so bad, even my goldfish can beat them.'

'Kadri’s contract is like a time bomb. It’s ticking.'

'We’ve been cursed since 2020. It’s been 8 years of pain.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The Kadri effect is the worst thing to ever happen to the Calgary Flames. It’s like they signed a demon to haunt them for 8 years, and that demon’s name is Nazem Kadri.

'Kadri’s contract is the devil’s work. We’re stuck with him.'

'The Flames are like a team that got hit by a truck and then forgotten about.'

'8 years of Kadri? That’s like getting stuck in a nightmare for life.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago