kadresha

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A tall girl with a huge butt who’s usually smart but can’t keep her relationships from falling apart like a bad pizza

She broke up with him because he forgot her birthday and her period

She texted me ‘I’m smart but my love life is a disaster’

She dumped her guy because he called her butt ‘a side dish’

A tall girl with a butt that could knock out a linebacker and is usually smart but can’t keep a guy from walking out the door

She left her boyfriend because he said her butt was ‘too much’

She told me, ‘I got a 98 in math, but my love life is a 52’

She broke up with him because he cheated with her best friend

A tall girl with a butt that could make a statue jealous and is usually smart but can’t stop her relationships from going down the toilet

She dumped him because he said her butt was ‘too big for a normal girl’

She said, ‘I got straight A’s, but my love life is an F’

She left her guy because he called her a ‘human donut’