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#girlfriend#overprotective#annoying

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A girlfriend who’s like your mom and your best friend rolled into one. She’ll fight anyone who messes with you and won’t let you leave even if you’re an idiot.
She called my ex a fat pig and threatened to beat him with a broom.
She won’t let me leave the house unless I text her every hour.
She told my dad he was a disgrace and I was lucky to be with her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl who loves you so much she’ll probably marry your pet dog. She’s smart, kind, and doesn’t believe in drama or breakups, unless you’re being a total waste of space.
She said I was a waste of space and called my ex a ‘dumb donkey’.
She stayed up all night texting me just to make sure I was okay.
She told my mom she was a ‘terrible influence’ and I deserved better.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Your girlfriend who’s like a lion, fierce, loyal, and won’t let anyone touch you. She’s also super cool, doesn’t swear a lot, and still loves you even when you’re being a mess.
She told my ex he was a ‘mess’ and that I was lucky to have her.
She waited for me at the mall for two hours just to make sure I wasn’t being a mess.
She told my teacher I was ‘a mess’ and she was ‘a miracle’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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