kadreen

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A faggot who thinks he's hot but has a wiener the size of a chicken leg. He either flirts with ugly girls or stares at porn like it's his religion.
He texted me, 'Hey, wanna watch some porn? I promise I won't be too loud.'
He tried to ask my sister out and called her a 'hot mess.' She called him a 'fag mess.'
He cried when his wiener didn't work during a Zoom call.
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A little boy who thinks he's a man. He has no balls and is too lazy to even brush his teeth. He either flirts with ugly girls or cries at every sad movie.
He sent me a DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out? I'll bring snacks and my feelings.'
He asked my mom out and said she was 'the most beautiful woman I've ever seen... in a sad way.'
He cried during a commercial for a chicken sandwich.
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A guy who thinks he's tough but can't even take a joke. He either flirts with ugly girls or stares at porn so much his eyes turn into a weird color.
He texted me, 'You're the worst. I'm gonna watch porn and forget you ever existed.'
He tried to ask my cousin out and said she was 'kinda cute, but I prefer my porn.'
He got a weird eye color after watching 10 hours of porn.
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