kadre

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#alley rapist #hot mess #friendship warning

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Kadre is a hot mess who can’t keep his pants zipped. He’ll rape you in an alley if you don’t watch out. But if you befriend him, you better hold on tight, he’ll take you for a ride.

I saw Kadre in the alley, and I swear he was sniffing my ass.

My friend tried to be Kadre’s friend and now he’s missing a tooth.

Kadre just walked in, and I felt my heart skip a beat and my pants fall down.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Edp is a total legend. She’s got a tight ass, a sharp tongue, and she’s not afraid to cook you dinner while she’s giving you a blowjob.

Edp walked in and the whole room went quiet, then she said, 'What?'

Edp just cooked me a meal and then said, 'Now let’s see how you handle this.'

Edp told me I was a loser, but I still want to date her.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kadre is a beast who loves sex and doesn’t give a damn about your feelings. He’s got a heart of gold, but it’s buried under a pile of cum and bad decisions.

Kadre came in and said, 'You’re mine now.' I didn’t even know what that meant.

I tried to be friends with Kadre, and now I can’t even sit down.

Kadre gave me a blowjob and then said, 'That’s your payment for being my friend.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago