kadrí

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

1
A college kid who thinks digimon fanfics are the holy grail and shuffles around in new pajamas every week like they’re paid by god
I just wrote a 2000-word digimon fanfic about a digimon who also writes digimon fanfics. I’m not proud. I’m just tired.
My mom says I wear pajamas like they’re a religion. I say she’s just jealous.
I changed into my new pajamas today. It’s not a new set. It’s a ‘new’ set. There’s a difference.
2
A college student who writes digimon fanfics so bad they make the digimon cry and buys new pajamas every week like it’s a hobby
My digimon fanfic got 3 likes. Two from my brother. One from my dog. I’m a legend.
I bought new pajamas. Again. My bank account is crying.
I wear pajamas like they’re a second skin. They’re not. They’re a first skin. I’m a second skin.
3
A college kid who writes digimon fanfics with such poor grammar they make the digimon question their life and changes into a different set of pajamas every week like it’s a religion
My digimon fanfic has more spelling errors than a digimon who failed digimon school.
I changed into new pajamas today. I’m not sure why. I just felt like it. I’m not sure why I felt like it.
I wear pajamas like they’re a sacred vow. They’re not. They’re just a vow. I’m a sacred vow.
xs