kadouche

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A huge piece of trash who thinks they're the king of the hill and everyone else is just background noise.

My cousin is a kadouche and still thinks he's cool just because he has a beard.

My boss is a kadouche who yells at the printer like it owes him money.

My ex is a kadouche who thinks I still love him just because he texts me once a year.

A Lebanese sandwich so bad it smells like regret and the guy who made it forgot to wash his hands.

That kadouche I ate yesterday tastes like my childhood and my regrets.

My friend’s kadouche is so bad it made my dog cry.

The kadouche at the bakery is so bad it should be outlawed.

The invisible power that makes every autist bad-boy think they're a rockstar and no one else matters.

That kadouche in my head makes me think I’m a rockstar just because I have a hoodie.

My little brother’s kadouche makes him think he’s the most popular kid in school.

My dog has a kadouche and thinks he’s a superhero.