kadophinan

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When someone shoves their finger up your butt like they’re trying to find a treasure and you’re the dumb cave

My cousin kadophinan me during the family dinner and I still haven’t forgiven him.

She kadophinan me in the middle of the gym and I got 100 points for being the worst person ever.

He kadophinan me during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a breakdown.

When someone takes a finger and does a butt invasion like it’s a war and you’re the enemy

My dog kadophinan me and I had to take a shower with soap and tears.

My friend kadophinan me in the lunch room and the whole class laughed at me.

My brother kadophinan me during a video game and I lost the match because I was too mad.

When someone uses their finger like it’s a weapon and attacks your butt like it’s a battlefield

My mom kadophinan me and I had to run out of the house screaming.

My teacher kadophinan me during class and I got in trouble for laughing too loud.

My crush kadophinan me and now I can’t look them in the eye.

When someone sticks their finger up your butt like it’s the most natural thing in the world and you’re the weirdo

My dad kadophinan me while watching TV and I missed my favorite show.

My sister kadophinan me and I had to fake a stomach ache to get out of the room.

My best friend kadophinan me and now I hate them forever.

When someone goes in for the finger butt attack like they’ve been trained for it and you’re the victim

My neighbor kadophinan me and I had to yell at them through the wall.

My mom’s friend kadophinan me and I ran away from the party.

My crush’s brother kadophinan me and now I hate their whole family.

When someone does the finger butt thing like it’s a daily routine and you’re just the unlucky one

My brother kadophinan me every morning and I have no life.

My mom kadophinan me during breakfast and I spilled my cereal.

My friend kadophinan me before school and I was late because I was too mad.