kadoozie

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Blowing a load so hard it feels like your throat is on fire and your brain is doing the macarena.

My mom tried to kadoozie my dad and ended up choking on her own breath.

He kadoozied the teacher during lunch and got sent to the principal’s office.

I did a kadoozie so loud the dog ran out of the room.

Spitting smoke into a pile of weed so hard it turns into a weed war and everyone hates you.

She kadoozied the bowl and the whole class got high at the same time.

He kadoozied so bad the weed went everywhere and the janitor came in.

I kadoozied and my friend got a mouthful of smoke and cried.

Saying anything at all but you have to sound like you're from Australia and you're mad at the world.

'You're a bluddy idiot,' he kadoozied at me like I'd stolen his last biscuit.

She kadoozied, 'I'm going to punch you in the face,' and then she did it.

He kadoozied, 'You're the worst,' and then he cried.