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A human who’s been buried under a rock for so long they forgot how to breathe
My cousin hasn’t seen a TikTok in 10 years. He’s a Kadoona.
She still thinks Facebook is the only social media.
He tried to text me on AOL. I died.
Kadoona
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Somebody who’s been stuck in the Stone Age with no internet and no friends
He thinks a smartphone is a magical device that makes you rich.
She still uses a flip phone like it’s the 2000s.
He asked me if Twitter was a new type of coffee.
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A person who’s been living in a cave and still thinks the world is flat
He tried to explain the pandemic to me like it was a myth.
She still thinks the moon landing was faked by NASA.
He said the Earth was flat and I threw my phone at him.
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Someone who’s been hiding under a rock and eats dirt for breakfast
He hasn’t heard of YouTube and still thinks the internet is a conspiracy.
She thinks the president is a cartoon character.
He tried to use a smartphone like it was a calculator.
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A human who’s been forgotten by time and the internet
He still thinks ‘like’ is a verb you use in a sentence.
She thinks a ‘hashtag’ is a type of sandwich.
He tried to post a picture on Instagram and called it ‘texting’.
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A person who has no idea what the internet is and thinks it’s a real place
He tried to log on to the internet and called it a ‘login to life’.
She thinks you need a password to go to a restaurant.
He asked me if Google was a company or a person.