Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman's clitoris that's been used so much it's like a used pizza box, big, messy, and still tasty.

'She’s got a kadoon that could knock out a bull.'

'He said it was like eating a whole bag of chips at once.'

'She’s got a kadoon that’s been around the block a few times.'

2

A clitoris so big and wild it's like a jungle in there, no one knows what's going on, but it's awesome.

'That kadoon of hers is wilder than my weekend.'

'He said it was like a party in a sock.'

'She’s got a kadoon that’s got its own zip code.'

3

A clitoris that's been around the block so much it's got a passport and a driver’s license.

'Her kadoon is like a retired rock star.'

'He said it was like a seasoned taco.'

'She’s got a kadoon that’s been to every country.'

4

A clitoris that’s so big and loud it could start a war, and probably would.

'That kadoon of hers could wake the dead.'

'He said it was like a concert in a bathroom.'

'She’s got a kadoon that could beat a drum solo.'

5

A clitoris that's like a pizza, big, cheesy, and you can't eat just one.

'She’s got a kadoon that could feed an army.'

'He said it was like a full-course meal in a sock.'

'That kadoon is the reason he gained 10 pounds.'

6

A clitoris that's so big and busy it's got its own schedule, and it's never on time.

'Her kadoon is like my morning coffee, always late, always worth it.'

'He said it was like a traffic jam in a sock.'

'That kadoon of hers is the reason I'm always late to work.'