kadoodling

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1
To do anything sexual to someone or something, no matter how messy or loud.
I kadoodled my brother in front of the whole class.
She kadoodled the pizza in the middle of the party.
He kadoodled the principal during lunch.
2
A word you yell at someone when you want to get them in trouble or get your own way.
He said 'kadoodling' when I took his last candy.
She yelled 'kadoodling' in the teacher's ear.
I said 'kadoodling' to my mom when I broke the phone.
3
A dirty word that means someone is really bad at being nice. Or just really bad at life.
You're a fatass, you know that?
He's the biggest motherfucker I've ever seen.
She's so much of a slut, she's got her own fan club.
4
When you touch yourself in a way that's supposed to feel good, but it's more like a wrestling match.
I was kadoodling in the bathroom during math class.
He was kadoodling while eating breakfast.
She was kadoodling in the middle of a Zoom call.
5
Something you use to make sure you don't get stuck to someone during sex. It’s also useful if you’re a messy eater.
I used a kadoodler during my first date.
He brought a kadoodler just in case.
They used two kadoodlers because they were both messy.
6
A sticky, squishy thing that tastes like candy and helps you have more fun during a kiss.
She had a cherry-flavored kadoodling on her lips.
He used a grape kadoodling to flirt with the teacher.
They shared a banana kadoodling during lunch.
7
A colorful ice cube that looks cool but melts really fast and makes everything messy.
He dropped a blue kadoodling on the floor.
She used a pink kadoodling to chill her soda.
They ate a purple kadoodling and it made a mess everywhere.
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