kadonkey

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kadonkey is when you’re too dumb to think of a real word so you just say the first thing that comes out of your mouth
'Kadonkey! My mom is yelling at me!'
'Kadonkey! I just ate a whole pizza!'
'Kadonkey! I can’t figure out how to play this video game!'
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kadonkey is your brain short-circuiting when you can’t think of a real word so you just make one up and hope no one notices
'Kadonkey! I just got a D on my math test!'
'Kadonkey! My dog ran away with my lunch!'
'Kadonkey! I can’t stop thinking about tacos!'
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kadonkey is when your brain is full of garbage and you just say the first stupid thing that pops into your head
'Kadonkey! I just got yelled at by my teacher!'
'Kadonkey! My brother took my phone!'
'Kadonkey! I spilled my juice on my homework!'
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kadonkey is your way of saying something when you don’t know what you’re talking about and you just hope it sounds cool
'Kadonkey! I just failed my science quiz!'
'Kadonkey! I got grounded for two weeks!'
'Kadonkey! My cat knocked my soup all over the floor!'
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kadonkey is your brain screaming at you to stop being so lazy and just pick a real word but you won’t listen
'Kadonkey! I just got a bad grade on my math test!'
'Kadonkey! My dog ate my homework!'
'Kadonkey! I just got yelled at by my mom!'
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