kadonkers

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The loud, messy noise you make when you punch a donkey so hard it squeals like a farty toddler.

I heard the kadonkers from across the street, and I knew it was my neighbor punching his donkey again.

Donkey punch so hard it made a kadonkers that echoed through the whole park.

He did the kadonkers so loud, the donkey probably filed a noise complaint.

A Dutch cake that looks like it was made by a pink-fingered toddler who got too much sugar.

That pink cake is the worst. I ate it and felt like I was licking a toddler’s hand.

My grandma brought me a roze koek, and I was confused why it looked like a pink snot bubble.

The cake was so pink, it probably had a heartbeat.

When your butt wiggles like it’s trying to escape a tight pair of pants while you dance.

She did that big booty bounce so hard, I thought her pants were going to fly off.

He was shaking it like he had a donkey in his pants.

That dance move was so intense, I thought she was trying to shake out a tattoo.

Getting an ass-beating so hard, your pants might need a second opinion.

He got so brutally fucked in the ass, he had to go to the hospital for a check-up.

That ass-beating was so brutal, the donkey got a standing ovation.

She got so fucked in the ass, her pants had a new personality.

Big boobs that look like they’re about to burst out of the shirt and start a riot.

Her babilons were so big, I thought she was carrying a watermelon in each breast.

He had babilons so big, they looked like they had their own zip code.

Those babilons were so huge, I thought they were trying to start a fashion trend.

A word you yell when you finish something, like when you punch a donkey and it goes silent.

He yelled 'kadonkers!' after punching the donkey so hard it fell over dead.

She finished her cake with a loud 'kadonkers!' that made the whole room laugh.

They finished the dance with a 'kadonkers!' that echoed through the house.

A word you shout when you feel like you're the king of the donkey punch party.

He shouted 'kadonkers!' like he was the king of the donkey world.

After the big punch, she yelled 'kadonkers!' like she had just won a contest.

He was so dominant, he made the donkey yell 'kadonkers!' in defeat.