kadonkadonk

My aunt’s butt is so kadonkadonk, it looked like it had its own zip code.

He asked for my number, but I told him my butt was already taken.

I walked into a bar, and the bartender said, ‘We don’t serve kadonkadonk here.’

My cousin’s backside is so big, it could hold a whole family.

She sat on a chair, and the chair said, ‘I’m getting old.’

He said, ‘I love you,’ and I said, ‘I love you too, but your backside is in my way.’

Her chest was so big, it made the whole room feel smaller.

He looked at her and said, ‘You’re like a walking buffet.’

She walked in, and the ceiling said, ‘I feel like I’m about to fall down.’

Kim walked in, and the room said, ‘This is not Earth anymore.’

Her head was so big, it blocked the sun.

She looked at me and said, ‘I’m not crazy, I’m just planet-sized.’

Kim Gram’s head was so big, it could’ve been a new country.

She walked in, and the world said, ‘We’re doomed.’

Her head was so big, it made the moon look small.