Kadonka Dankles

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When kankles are so bad they make your eyes bleed. You'll know because you'll see hooves and want to die.
My cousin's kankles were so bad I had to leave the room and vomit.
That kankle was like a broken toaster. Just sad and full of crumbs.
I saw hooves and immediately started crying. It was brutal.
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Kankles so weak they can't even finish a sentence. You'll know because you'll see hooves and laugh at them.
My friend's kankle was so bad it ended with a question mark. Like, 'Why?'
That kankle was so weak it didn't even finish. Just a whisper and a sigh.
I saw hooves and immediately laughed. It was so bad it was funny.
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When kankles are so trash they make your brain hurt. You'll know because you'll see hooves and wish you were dead.
That kankle was so trash I had to go take a nap and forget it ever happened.
My kankle was so bad it made my brain scream. I cried in the bathroom.
I saw hooves and immediately wished I was in a coma.
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