Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

that huge ass bounce when you shake it like you just stole the last slice of pizza

Bro, that girl’s kadonk is like a freight train at a buffet

She walked in and the whole room started doing the cha-cha

My cousin’s kadonk is so big it could knock out a linebacker

2

when you get the business end of a whooping from the backside

He got kadonked so hard he forgot how to breathe

That guy got kadonked like he was in a wrestling match with a donkey

She got kadonked so bad her socks were stained

3

the loud noise you make when you punch someone so hard it sounds like a donkey threw a tantrum

He yelled ‘kadonk!’ so loud the neighbors called the cops

She did a kadonk and broke the lamp

That guy made a kadonk so loud the dog ran out of the house

4

a pink cake that’s so sweet it’s like eating a rainbow in a Dutch bakery

That roze koek tastes like heaven

I ate so much kadonk I got a stomach ache

My mom’s kadonk is the best in the neighborhood

5

big boobies that make you look twice, like you just saw a giant cupcake

She’s got kadonk so big it could feed a family

That girl’s kadonk is like a mountain

He looked at her kadonk and forgot his name

6

a fancy way to say ‘mission accomplished’ or ‘I just made my day’

He said ‘kadonk’ after he won the game

She did her hair and said ‘kadonk’ like she owned the place

He ate the whole cake and said ‘kadonk’ like it was nothing

7

when you feel like the king of the hill and you just got crowned

He flexed and said ‘kadonk’ like he just took over the world

She walked in and said ‘kadonk’ like she was the boss

He got a 100 on the test and said ‘kadonk’ like he was the best